Pastry Smasher
Pastry smasher is a slang term for a lesbian or bisexual woman, referring to sex in which a woman's pastry (vagina) is 'smashed'.
Pastry Smasher by Iminyourshed February 20, 2017
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Pasty Smasher
A pasty smasher is often an overweight jobless person who frequents Greggs, Pound Bakery or any other cheap food establishments.
They can often be found wondering around town centres, eyes glazed over whilst clutching the familiar blue and white paper bag, with most of the food they are eating smeared around their faces or down their clothes.
They typically interact with other groups of pasty smashers, commonly with conversations about how immigrants have took their jobs, before talking about how the DWP has sanctioned them again for failing to turn up to an interview at poundland.
They can often be found wondering around town centres, eyes glazed over whilst clutching the familiar blue and white paper bag, with most of the food they are eating smeared around their faces or down their clothes.
They typically interact with other groups of pasty smashers, commonly with conversations about how immigrants have took their jobs, before talking about how the DWP has sanctioned them again for failing to turn up to an interview at poundland.
It's like the walking dead round here, I can't walk more than ten metres without having to walk around a pasty smasher.
Pasty Smasher by AnonymousTrevor November 15, 2018
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smashed pasty
Last night I got lucky with this rough bird, went back to her place, and I got the hell outta there this morning before she got her smashed pasty our for seconds!
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Smashed that Pasty by smashthepasties September 3, 2014
smashed the pasty
a vague reference to an undefined sexual act.
Most likely to be a euphemism for masturbation.
Can also be used as 'smashing the pasty.' (To be in the act of.)
Most likely to be a euphemism for masturbation.
Can also be used as 'smashing the pasty.' (To be in the act of.)
smashed the pasty by _linzi December 15, 2011
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