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Rockwall - Codex Petram 2nd Edition Part One
There is no good way to start with the shit encrusted melting pot that is the social groups that make up the two shithole Schools but, I will try because I love you. The thespian cucks have brought about intensive hazing policies due to performing gay sex magik on freshman. The band kids, as expected, are virgin nu male soyboys whose combined micro-penises probably extends out to a few centimeters at best. There are no jocks, just Chads operating behind a thin veil of masculinity, when in reality, they are the insecure, ashamed, cock-lusting products of their alcoholic white collar father's drunken rage. The Orchestra kids are so gay and boring that i could not be fucked to go into a description of whatever bow twiddling twinkie shit they do. The computer mongoloids (Cyberpatriots, composed of the least patriotic faggots possible, are the products of these sick bastards) are acne ridden faggots who spill their shit constantly behind LED screens, aka doing shit no one fucking cares about. They also the only group, besides Orchestra, who leave high school virgins.
Rockwall - Codex Petram 2nd Edition Part Two
Rockwall - Codex Petram 2nd Edition Part Two
According the researchers behind Rockwall - Codex Petram 2nd Edition Part One,
The man the FBI used as a cover, Lee Harvey Oswald, his wife originated from Rockwall.
The man the FBI used as a cover, Lee Harvey Oswald, his wife originated from Rockwall.
Rockwall - Codex Petram 2nd Edition Part One by CockwallTexasfuckingsucks February 12, 2018
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Rockwall - Codex Petram 3rd Edition Part One
Now, we move on to the wacky antics that the adults of Rockwall cannot seem to stop fucking doing.
The “Adults” of Rockwall are monstrous autists with thundering voices and a beer belly that could crack the skye. The ratio of the retarded to non retarded is close to 150:1. If that isn’t a red flag, I don’t know what the fuck is. Being a wealthy suburban community, most of the adults you’ll find here are old fucks with houses and shit lives. As a result, you can’t do fucking anything with some washed up ass Chad yelling at your ass for violating his property. They say that it’s the destiny of the weak to be devoured by the strong, except here it’s the destiny of every choch 40 something with a stick up his ass to go and ruin your day by being an insufferable twat. Not only are all adults here fucktards, they also cannot pilot any sort of vehicle that requires full cognitive function. Every time you blink in this town, some dicksponge has crashed on the highway, thus cause the entire interstate to eat shit for like 5 years, only for it to happen all over again. Perhaps the most ironic part of it all is that somehow, Rockwall’s drivers are so poor at driving that they’ve managed to make all Asians look like Baby Driver behind the wheel.
Rockwall - Codex Petram 3rd Edition Part Two
The “Adults” of Rockwall are monstrous autists with thundering voices and a beer belly that could crack the skye. The ratio of the retarded to non retarded is close to 150:1. If that isn’t a red flag, I don’t know what the fuck is. Being a wealthy suburban community, most of the adults you’ll find here are old fucks with houses and shit lives. As a result, you can’t do fucking anything with some washed up ass Chad yelling at your ass for violating his property. They say that it’s the destiny of the weak to be devoured by the strong, except here it’s the destiny of every choch 40 something with a stick up his ass to go and ruin your day by being an insufferable twat. Not only are all adults here fucktards, they also cannot pilot any sort of vehicle that requires full cognitive function. Every time you blink in this town, some dicksponge has crashed on the highway, thus cause the entire interstate to eat shit for like 5 years, only for it to happen all over again. Perhaps the most ironic part of it all is that somehow, Rockwall’s drivers are so poor at driving that they’ve managed to make all Asians look like Baby Driver behind the wheel.
Rockwall - Codex Petram 3rd Edition Part Two
According to the minds behind Rockwall - Codex Petram 3rd Edition Part One,
There is a trailer park!
There is a trailer park!
Rockwall - Codex Petram 3rd Edition Part One by CockwallTexasfuckingsucks February 12, 2018
Gen z part one
Dont really know what to call them so we will roll with gen z part 1 (sounds like a movie)
1997-2005 ( maybe 2006 at a push) The middle child of the 90s and 2010s kids
Too late for 90s stuff too early for the paul brothers and musically/tik tok
possibly the last wave of kids who played outside
Didnt get phones until very late childhood or early teens
Grew up with ps2/Xbox/GameCube - ps3/Xbox 360/ Wii
Possibly get grouped in with late gen y sometimes by older folk
Knows the world is fucked but like older gens most don't give two shits (too busy makin those me-me's)
and if you thought these guys had anxiety we will just have to wait and see how the kids who grew up in lockdown turn out
will make fun of boomers a lot even though baby boomers make fun of "those darn millennials" more
1997-2005 ( maybe 2006 at a push) The middle child of the 90s and 2010s kids
Too late for 90s stuff too early for the paul brothers and musically/tik tok
possibly the last wave of kids who played outside
Didnt get phones until very late childhood or early teens
Grew up with ps2/Xbox/GameCube - ps3/Xbox 360/ Wii
Possibly get grouped in with late gen y sometimes by older folk
Knows the world is fucked but like older gens most don't give two shits (too busy makin those me-me's)
and if you thought these guys had anxiety we will just have to wait and see how the kids who grew up in lockdown turn out
will make fun of boomers a lot even though baby boomers make fun of "those darn millennials" more
Gen z part one by Fishing Sign November 1, 2020
Annefranklover69 vs Mr. Clock lightsaber dual part one
Annefranklover69 vs Mr. Clock lightsaber dual part one by Goomba420 March 30, 2023
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Partoned
After the Country and Western singer Dolly Parton, who famously said "It costs a lot of money to look this cheap", when asked about her appearance. Therefore something which has been Partoned has had a lot of money spent on it and the end result looks rubbish. Particularly house/interior renovations, but also applicable in other contexts.
That house has been Partoned out of all recognition.
That's one Partoned car, mate.
His girlfriend? Looks like she's been Partoned.
That's one Partoned car, mate.
His girlfriend? Looks like she's been Partoned.