Para-Sudoku-Psychosis

An abnormal, trance like state of mind generally attained after prolonged periods of staring at a Suduko that has reached a point
where you are completely unable to prove another number if your life depended on it.

Bob: Hi Sally, I was just wondering if everything was ok? I saw you from accross the cafe and, well to be honest you've been sitting there for
over and hour and you haven't moved a muscle.

Sally: Huh? Bob! oh Bob! Thanks Bob, I must have had a bad case of Para-Sudoku-Psychosis. I get like that sometimes when I get stuck
on a difficult Sudoku.

Para-Sudoku-Psychosis by gyrfalcon206 April 20, 2013

parma shuffle 

When a woman uses Tinder to flirt with guys in order to get them to meet at the dive bar she is bartending at in order to generate business. Usually done by women who rate below a 6 but with heavy makeup and the right dive bar lighting could be a 7.

My buddy Elliot was trying to hook up with that girl from Tinder, but when he got to the bar she said to meet at, he realized he was a victim of the parma shuffle

parma shuffle by heavy_judging May 17, 2017

para-site 

A para-site is a website that lives off the popularity of another (usually very popular) web site. Para-sites do this by spamming links pointing to their own site on another more popular website to gain traffic.

Because the web sites these para-sites spam on have so much traffic it means that even if they manage to siphon off only a small percentage of visitors they still get a lot more hits than they would have usually. (mainly because para-sites alone are of little interest to the average Internet user and of low quality)

Most para-sites will also have a lot of advertising on their websites. This is so they can gain revenue and the main reason para-sites exists. To make money without any effort and by the popularity of others.

The name originates from the real term "parasite" which means:
"A plant or animal that for all or part of its life obtains food and physical protection from a living organism of another species which is usually damaged by and never benefits from its presence. A person who lives at the expense of others, contributing nothing in return."

Para-sites would not exists without the large and popular sites they "feed" off.
For example on the known video site 'youtube.com' which allows comments, para-site owners or their bots will try and spam comments containing links to their own site, that lead to their site to gain more visitors and hits.

Another very good example is on the site "RottenTomatoes" where para-site owners and bots will spam what seem to be vaguely helpful links to images and "previews" of movies in the comment section of a movie release review, in order to try and get you to go to their site and make them money.

para-site by BOiNG.Inc January 26, 2008

Parma Style 

While giving a hand job the female spits on the penis.

"Man, Ira went crazy with the hand job last night, she did it Parma style".

Parma Style by blackroses23 October 15, 2007

para-shopping 

buying irrelevant, unnecessary and unwanted things, buying out of the mainstream, deliberately buying non-advertised goods, buying between advertisements, superficial shopping, collateral shopping, a selection of less desirable and less important items as an act.

She went para-shopping.

para-shopping by word act January 19, 2018

parma skanks 

Parma skanks are broads that were usually born in Cleveland and their parents moved to Parma to give them a better life. Fast forward 3 years to them being a junior in high school, and now daddy's little princess has developed a huge Adderall addiction and is still getting dicked down by Cleveland niggas. A Parma skank is usually pregnant by senior year by a white kid named with a face tattoo that too commonly calls his other white friends his niggas and sells grams of loud for fifteen and steals his grandparents Percocets. I've literally argued with a 27 year old girl with two kids that swears to me that Parma is the capital of Cleveland smh..🤔🤔

Damn bruh where da hoes? I dunno my nigga( priveleged white kids talking ) let me try to hit up these Parma skanks

parma skanks by I'm just Buddy from the block April 5, 2018

para-sex 

sexual activity parallel to but separate from the norm-
e.g homosexual sex which can not produce offspring,which
may simulate normal sexual intercourse, but is not the real thing.

Those guys are engaging in para-sex and are trying to make believe it's the real thing, but where did that baby come from ? how dey do dat ?

para-sex by para-den March 15, 2011