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Paris Hilton Syndrome 

A sort of sick disease, when a person finds themselves waking up in a different bed everyday. May include temptations to throw away all property that is not pink. People affected may spend all their worldly lifetime savings on things such as breast implants, ass implants, pink poodles, and big pink bags to carry the poodles around in.
'Visiting' jail may seem like an honourable goal or accomplishment to such people, as well as at least one lesbian relationship in life. Also the ability to sing like a cat being strangled, and the confidence to share this 'gift' with the world. The diseased also find it compulsory to be a slut, and a porn item of some sort.
Girl 1: I feel so weird! My ass seems to get larger everyday, my toilet seat is suddenly pink, and i haven't slept in my own bed for almost a month! What do you think is wrong with me?
Girl 2: You must have Paris Hilton Syndrome! You poor thing! You're screwed!
Paris Hilton Syndrome by L.I.M June 30, 2010

Paris Hilton syndrome 

To want celebrity status at any cost i.e. cosmetic surgery, sleeping around, hosting parties, releasing fashion n perfume lines, cat fight's, releasing music labels etc

To do anything, as long as people's tongues are wagging about you.

To be beautiful at any cost, even bankrupting yourself for those perfect set of titties.

To be the ultimate slut. See Hollywood Slut Syndrome or Jaspers Syndrome.

To have an addiction to beauty in such a way that a person is constantly getting their hair done, make-up, facials, cosmetic surgery, massages, gym etc that you never have any time for yourself, friends or family.

When beauty takes up 120% of your time.
I woke up this morning at around 2pm in the afternoon and didn't know who to sleep with! I totally had Paris Hilton Syndrome!!! H - E - L - P!

I have been at the beauty clinic for the past 5 years having everything from nose jobs, tummy tucks and breast enlargements.... I think I have Paris Hilton Syndrome!!!

Paris Hilton Syndrome 

Where everything affected begins to resemble rat-like properties.
I looked like a rat from a dirty gutter when I woke up this morning, but then I found out I had the Paris Hilton Syndrome.
Paris Hilton Syndrome by Kaleur August 14, 2009

Paris Hilton syndrome 

The Paris Hilton syndrome refers to the gleeful pleasure that some people get when some essentially harmless prominent or attractive person experiences humiliation; as was the case when the Hilton heiress and model Paris Hilton was outed in the widely-disseminated and infamous sex video. It is essentially one form of schadenfreude.
Meg and Candy enjoyed the fall from grace of pop princess Britney Spears; another manifestation of the Paris Hilton syndrome.

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026