Alternative phrase to parp, simply meaning a fart. Derived from a misspelling / misconduct of the word. The word doesn't differ too much in usage, although is mostly said for more comedic affect.
Pretty cool guy: I just parf'd.
Person 1: PARF!
Person 2: Argh, you are just the worst kind of person...
Person 1: PARF!
Person 2: Argh, you are just the worst kind of person...
by Churkirby February 22, 2010
by snoopdoggydex January 1, 2012
Could be used as an adjective or verb. It is used to describe something that has been messed up or the act of screwing something up.
1. Brian's truck was really parfed after he got it stuck under a low bridge.
2. Brian parfed the trim for the Duncan job by cutting it too short.
2. Brian parfed the trim for the Duncan job by cutting it too short.
by The Real Dan-O October 4, 2013
1: Barfing in a bathroom trashcan while simultaneously pooing on the toilet.
2: Taking a poo that smells so awful that it makes you barf while still sitting on the toilet.
2: Taking a poo that smells so awful that it makes you barf while still sitting on the toilet.
by White Waxer January 2, 2022
When someone leads on multiple mean regardless of whether or not they are single. Usually a self-absorbed person with narcissistic tendencies.
by StarlitEyes017 February 22, 2023
A sneaky fart that accidentally slips out while one is taking a piss. Most commonly found in people with female genitals.
by Sassycat December 14, 2020