Paramorism 

A religion that involves the love of the front woman band, Paramore.

I believe in Paramore, thats why my religion is paramorism

Paramorism by otterrrr December 6, 2009

paramorgasm 

a feeling that occurs only when listening to Paramore, the best band ever!

"That's what you get when you let your heart win..."

*paramorgasm*

paramorgasm by himdude August 22, 2011

Paramoreism 

The relgion that consists of worshipping the ultimate band: Paramore. This religion consists of 5 rules:
1) Paramore is the highest mortal power in existance.
2) Never use "Paramore" or the band members' names in vain.
3) All conversations can be linked back to Paramore.
4) When asked a question, Paramore is the universal answer.
5) Parahaters are allowed to be publicly ridiculed and harrassed and should be.

I just adopted the religion of Paramoreism today.

1) (pretty self explanitory)
2) Damn Paramore!
3) Parwhore 1: Hey how was the mall?
Parawhore 2: Good. (Paramore)
Parawhore 1: What did you buy?
Parawhore 2: Some pants. (Paramore)
Parawhore 1: HEY! PARAMORE ALL HAVE ORANGE PANTS!!
4) Q: How was your day? A: Paramore
5) Parahater: Paramore sux!
Parawhore 1: Well you wouldn't know good music if it sang to you!
Parawhore 2: Yeah! And you're stupid!
Parawhore 1: Go away and listen to what you call "music": The Naked Brothers Band!

Paramoreism by Greg Phillips January 28, 2008

Paramoring

Listening all day to Paramore's music

Tony: Hey Sarah, What are you up to?

Sarah: Paramoring!!!

Tony: Cool! ;)

Paramoring by anotherurbanperson August 14, 2009

Pagamoism 

Pagami, or Pagamoism, is an academic religion that developed in Philadelphia during the 2010s, whereby the followers (Pagamis) strictly study the Pagamo Practice Exam, their sacred text. Scholars of religion and related fields have classified it as both a new religious movement and a social movement.

“Fuck, I gotta exam tomorrow, and I haven’t studied shit. Guess I gotta convert to Pagamoism.”

Pagamoism by The Dentist12345 September 17, 2019