paper bag

a tool used for having sex with chicks with ugly faces and hot body.

i thought the girl was hot til she turned around and i saw her face. so i pulled out the paper bag and it was all good.

by Lou May 19, 2003

paper bag

needed for ugly chicks in order to maintain an erection.

erin boettger's so ugly you need to put a paper bag over her face.

by Anonymous August 7, 2003

paper bag

a bag. made of paper.

Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag?"
You: "No."

by hyperider May 31, 2018

Paper Bag

A paper bag is the opposite of "Lollipop". It is used to describe a girl or guy who has a hot body but an ugly/plain face. It's called paper bag because you metaphorically want to just a paper bag on the person's face.

Guy#1: Woah, this babe in front of us has an awesome figure!
Guy#2: Wish she'd turn around so we can see her face.
*girl turns around and her face turns out to be ugly*
Guy#1: Daaaaamn!
Guy#2: What a paper bag!

by Junebugg124 September 11, 2011

paper bag

man with banging body but booty looks.

Very ugly man with body of Brad Pitt.

If you would rather kiss his hairy ass than his face, but still want to freak him, then he is a paper bag.

ex.
Tyson
sole (fem)
bodybuilders in general
coolio

Damn. That dude is hella ugly. Wait a second, go get that paper bag.

I saw a paper bag today, body was hella hot.

by Auntie Kweeph June 15, 2004

paper bag

Cockney rhyming slang for fag

That man is a paper bag!

by bob October 17, 2004

Paper Bag Scale

Like the normal scale used to rate chicks 1-10, but rated as if there was a paper bag on their head.

"Check out that chick with the busted face!"

"Whatever that shits like a paper bag 7."

(aka 7 out of 10 on the paper bag scale)

by b18vtec September 18, 2010