The shock a young, prepubescent boy experiences when he sees his father's penis for the first time. "Why is it so big and harry?" Papa Dick Shock is a necessary rite of passage for a young boy. Optimal Dick-shock ages: 5-9
Rupert: Oh my god Kevin, you shoulda seen my dad's wanker the other day! It was huuge compared to my mike and Ike, and there'a a forest around it!!
Kevin: Rupert, you dumbass, it took you this long to go through Papa Dick Shock?
Kevin: Rupert, you dumbass, it took you this long to go through Papa Dick Shock?
by Shoot The Five November 8, 2016
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