Papa Dick Shock

The shock a young, prepubescent boy experiences when he sees his father's penis for the first time. "Why is it so big and harry?" Papa Dick Shock is a necessary rite of passage for a young boy. Optimal Dick-shock ages: 5-9

Rupert: Oh my god Kevin, you shoulda seen my dad's wanker the other day! It was huuge compared to my mike and Ike, and there'a a forest around it!!

Kevin: Rupert, you dumbass, it took you this long to go through Papa Dick Shock?