Panty Squirrel 

A male or female that obsessively and compulsively absconds away with one or more pairs of their female lover's panties. The Panty Squirrel collects panties from their various lovers and sexual activities as mementoes. Panty Squirrels are most often single, promiscuous men involved in frequent one night stands.

Over the course of several years of promiscuous, single life, Roger had managed to collect a vibrant stash of female underwear from his sexual escapades. Roger had become and obsessed Panty Squirrel.

Panty Squirrel by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2015

Squirrel Party 

A homosexual gathering in a remote location in the hills. Overnight stays are required. It's like Fight Club but you use your cocks as swords .

Hey Eric! You all oiled up for the Squirrel Party tonight?

Squirrel Party by SqP November 3, 2016

squirrel pants 

The bulge that appears out of a man's crotch when he wears a Speedo. Looks like a squirrel caught in his Speedo. Really gross to see. Even more gross to imagine what it must feel like for him. To have a Speedo closed that tight in that area can't be comfy.

I was sitting in the hottub, relaxing after swimming for an hour, and who what should come into my line of sight then Mr. Squirrel Pants. I looked away promptly, then just got out of the hottub to make sure I wouldn't see him again.

squirrel pants by the moo December 14, 2008

Squirrels in my pants 

A song from Phineas and Ferb, but referingto having crabs. Aka, pubic lice. A bug thay makes your itch really bad in the crotch. It feels like you have 'squirrels in you pants'

P1: hey man can I talk to you?
P2: yeah what's up?
P1: you know that girl I slept with the other night?
P2: yeahhhhh
P1: well... Think I have squirrels in my pants.

Squirrels in my pants by Toastybunzzz November 3, 2022