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panning for gold 

Having diarhea in the shower, most often after a night of heavy drinking and are too tired to make it to the toilet. The phrase is derived from the sight of the loose stool being dissolved away in the shower drain leaving only remnants too large to pass through the grate.
"God, I was so tired I just couldn't make it to the toilet so I ended up panning for gold in the shower"
panning for gold by IamCHERYLv March 7, 2009
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panning for gold 

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Other Person: What are you doing?

UD Editor: Panning for gold.

Panning for gold 

Hunting for a sugar daddy/mommy.
She was panning for gold on Tinder, and caught herself a sugar mommy.
Panning for gold by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Panning for gold 

When you take a shit and you have diarrhea followed by solid feces, as if you were panning for gold. This is especially true if you have eaten corn.
Man I just got done panning for gold and I feel great. I'm rich bitch!

Panning for gold 

When someone who is delivering a Cleveland steamer is also receiving a golden shower and residual urine falls on the recipient of said Cleveland steamer
Shortly after dinner last night your dad mom and I were panning for gold

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026