Panke

verb, noun, preposition, infinitive, adjective - Panke is everything you ever wished. Panke is the life force that sustains everything in the universe. I am Panke, as are you. As one's Panke reflects their footprint on the universe, "to Panke" can mean anything one's Panke desires it to be. May the Panke be with you...always.

Darrell - Did you see that panke run into those bushes.
The Pankening - The hell is a panke.

Small child - My love for panke sustains me throughout life.
Dad - *holds gun up to child's 5 heads*

by Night And Day September 7, 2014

Low Mic Packer

The original form of packing, regular packing with a low monotone type of voice, and a low microphone.

"Those people in that discord server tried to loud mic me but I'm a low mic packer."

by thethizzkid December 4, 2020

Piggy packer

A piggy packer is one who has sex with the obese or unattractive.

Otto had no standards for appearance or manners and was called the piggy packer.

by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

Speed Packer

A speed packer is a packer who can say multiple jokes and words quickly in a short amount of time. Nonstop packing.

"I couldn't even get my joke in because he's a speed packer, I couldn't say my jokes as fast as he did!"

by thethizzkid December 13, 2020

Loud Mic Packer

1. Regular packing with a loud tone of voice. 2. Loud gibberish, mumbling, static, or repetitive incomprehensible sounds, usually Loud Mic Packers use Fl studio to make their voice sound louder.

"I heard Justin the Low Mic Packer is becoming a Loud Mic Packer because its the new trend"

by thethizzkid December 7, 2020

Cheek busting Peter Packer

A normal man who has spent time in prison and has become a raging sex crazed homosexual lunatic.

Big Herco: Why is no one calling Tim to go out anymore
Ved: after he spent some time in jail, he has become a Cheek Busting Peter Packer
Big Herco: Keep those cheek busters away from me, don't care if they are Packing or Gazing

by BirkbeckPHDUM September 28, 2018

Pipe Laying Peter Packer

A raging male homosexual who would have sex with any man, voluntary or involuntary.

Anita: why is Joe chasing these guys in the park.
Ade: ah, he is just a crazed Pipe Laying Peter Packer
Anita: dear me, I need to stay away from him
Ade: dont worry, Peter Packer only likes men

by BirkbeckPHDUM September 26, 2018