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Having a wank in a public place.
"Say Stephanie, i think i may go for a little pank in the park tonight"
"Hmmm sounds good, just make sure you don't get caught Fiona"
"No worries pal, I always burry myself in the bush when i'm panking"
panking by Dundonian Home Slice August 1, 2008

Parking Lot Pickle 

Boys on some asphalt, chomping on a pickle, back and forth.
In a way, it's like a wishbone.
"I'm the better friend!"
"Oh yeah? We should settle this on a parking lot pickle."
Parking Lot Pickle by MythicalH February 24, 2023

stealth parking 

Stealth parking - is when you park in a place not necessarily meant for overnight parking. This can be on a city street, residential area or a marina parking lot or you might have
Time to kill or just scoping out the

Area.

Usually, sleeping in a vehicle on city streets is illegal . That’s why it’s important to be discreet and learn about stealth parking / camping best practices.

You may end up living in a van or a car for a variety of reasons: you want to explore, you got laid-off and can’t afford rent, or you’re trying to save money

You want your stealth camper van to look like a regular old van, not a van someone’s living in. Think a van an electrician or a plumber would use.

Old conversion vans like
Chevy Astro ,ford E-Series, Ford transit ,Toyota Prius,Subaru Outback

Some places to include are

Hotel Parking Lots,Marinas,Apartment Buildings with Unassigned Parking,Industrial Parks,Big box stores,truck stops.

Tips

It's best to invest in window Tint your windows or install curtains,
Keep the inside of your ride immaculately clean when stealth camping,
Change Locations Frequently,Keep Your Lights Low, beware of drug addicts, security guards,cops,Karen's, neighborhood watch ,thieves, burglars .

Also known as stealth camping
Stealth parking may seem kinda shady and strange

One tip we’ve heard and use often is that it’s important to change your location frequently when stealth camping. The main goal is not to draw too much attention to yourself.

For example, you don’t want to be on the same residential street every night. This might tip off neighbors who keep seeing a random van pull in late and leave early and don't have a loud muffler or lack thereof one.

Again, arrive as late as you can and leave early, preferably before people leave for work.
stealth parking by Blu_leef November 2, 2022

packing hardware 

Packing hardware is street and police slang for carrying firearm, especially powerful firearms.
When the patrolmen searched the gangbangers they found .45 caliber Glocks, which is really packing hardware.
packing hardware by I, Wreckerrr October 14, 2016

Piggy's packing

An unattractive person carries a gun or a large genital package.
Wilbur may be a pig but girls say piggy's packing!
Piggy's packing by I, Wreckerrr November 10, 2016

Parking Lot Pickle 

A wishbone but for friends
"A parking lot pickle is like a wishbone but for friends" - Rhett McLaughlin
Parking Lot Pickle by GMM.lover March 3, 2023
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briefcake 

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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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