A sandwich chain that USED to be good, until they started the "clean food" revolution. This meant that old favorites such as Italian Combo, Sierra Turkey, and Chicken Cobb Salad were off the menu in favor of lower calorie versions that taste like crap. Has delicious bakery items like Cinnamon Crunch Bagels and Chocolate Chipper Cookies, but their Soups often comes out cold and Salad greens are often brown and wilted. Typical costumers are hipsters and yuppies in white suits.
I can't believe I paid $13.78 for a half Caesar Salad and half Turkey Sandwich that only had three pieces of turkey and lukewarm Salad Dressing at Panera Bread.
by partyrockstar222 March 12, 2017
The layer of grease and slime that covers you after a shift at Panera. This most commonly occurs when the employee is on the line, and can only be removed by a soapy shower.
by Frustrated Employee April 28, 2014
When you’re out-of-touch and cold call people from inside fancy restaurants. Often seen in flower dresses bitching out local candidates and making patty points.
Jocelyn was upset that Charlie Sheen Jr. wasn’t making enough patty points on his Panera Vote Builder.
by LibertarianBrosPAC May 1, 2019
Global panera bread is a wordplay on the word "global pandemic," in reference to the COVID-19 pandemic. Initially coined by TikTok users, this COVIDism was created to humorously describe the historical global health pandemic.
Similar terms include: global pandaemonium, global panorama (or panoramic), global pandemilovato, global pandora (or pandora's box), global panini, and global pandemilovato
Similar terms include: global pandaemonium, global panorama (or panoramic), global pandemilovato, global pandora (or pandora's box), global panini, and global pandemilovato
by SamuelleDeChamplaine April 30, 2021
by Jeri Taylor February 11, 2019
A Panera Bread Trash Boy is someone that lives in their parent’s basement, playing call of duty and other video games all day. They are addicted to Panera Bread. They tend to use cheat codes on call of duty because they do not have the mental capacity to work hard to win. These tend to be high schoolers that take remedial classes, not because they were born remedial but because they are so damn lazy to study because mall they do is sit on their ass’s all day playing call of duty and trash talking other people twitch pages. They also hate Au Bon Pain which is the far more superior brand then Panera Bread.
Panera Bread.
Oh no, this dude and his gang used cheat codes to beat me on call of duty, this must be Panera bread trash boys.
Oh no, this dude and his gang used cheat codes to beat me on call of duty, this must be Panera bread trash boys.
by Coca Cola Lover September 6, 2020
by Squatacles March 16, 2020