Pander Beard

Someone who grows a beard to cosplay Everyman.

JD Vance, Ted Cruz and Donald Trump Jr are a few Pander Beards who grew facial hair in an effort to be appeal and relate to regular people.

Pander Beard by urknotreel June 15, 2026

Pander Beard

Someone who grows a beard to cosplay Everyman.

JD Vance, Ted Cruz and Donald Trump Jr are a few Pander Beards who grew facial hair in an effort to be appeal and relate to regular people.

Pander Beard by urknotreel June 15, 2026

PanderBear 

Noun: One who chronically flatters and people-pleases in a misguided attempt to make people feel good about themselves.

PanderBears often give those around them an unwarranted sense of safety, trust and dependence.

PanderBears are not malicious, but rather fear not being liked by others so they go out of their way to make those around them feel good at any cost.

"When I pointed out the herd of models that had just walked into the bar, and mentioned how I wished I could dump some of the 20 pounds I had gained onto just one of them so she could be a normal girl, he said to me, 'Please, you're still the hottest girl in this place. Everyone is checking you out, not them.' He is such a PanderBear, but I love it!"

PanderBear by Capybarrra January 26, 2012

panderbear 

n. A panda that pimps

"Ahhh! That panderbear is causing pandermonium"

panderbear by ploppy November 21, 2002