Pandemic Podge 

You can tell they used to workout, a bit of muscle tone, strong arms etc. But then the pandemic hit and the routine went out out of the window.

Insta athletes don't motivate them, and zoom workouts aren't exciting as the question "what is in the snack cupboard today?"

Person 1: How has isolation treated you?
Person 2: Not bad but I've done zero exercise and now own a bit of Pandemic Podge.

Person 1: I like my guys to have dad bods, they are better for cuddling.
Person 2: What about a Pandemic Podge. The softest pillow you'll find.

Pandemic Podge by WildMatt May 6, 2020