Pair Of Socks

To have ones feet covered with semen, to look like a pair of socks. "The Pair Of Socks"

Joe1: Im forever pulling out
Joe2: Did you give her a "Pair Of Socks"?
Joe1: Yeah, The way the semen hit her right foot it sort of looked like a pair of nike socks with the swoosh.

by J3ST3RzDead November 8, 2011

Throwing out a new pair of socks

Doing something stupid

When someone does something stupid and someone else says 'throwing out a new pair of socks there pal'

by Robert Skudlarek August 12, 2017

Pair Of Pink Socks

When you and your partner prolapse both of your anuses and you shove your prolapsed ass into your partners gaped prolapse.

Last night me and my buddy Daniel made a pair of pink socks but the suction caused us to empty our bowels all over the floor.

by Jean_Kirk March 11, 2019

Hot pair of socks

Used to describe an extremely hot day.

It’s a hot pair of socks today!

by KatGov October 8, 2025