Paid to poo Share definition Flag The act of purposefully passing solids during working hours in order to have a guilt free break. Dude, work was so boring, I got paid to poo twice this afternoon. Paid to poo by TheOneAndOnlyBigGeorge January 15, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Paid to poo mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch