padfootspad is an icon and a literal legend.
They’re so funny and have the best content, like i look forward to seeing the new shit they create.
they’re also my lover so all of you can fight me their mine. lol<333
(And if u go and find their tiktok and flirt with them i WILL make you regret it 🥺💋💋🥺)
“omg did you see how stunning padfootspad is?”
“yes they’re gorgeous the literal loml-“
“*shoots*…. mine…”
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.