pussy gape 

when a a girl's pussy is opened farther than usual.

Narrator: This is Jackie: O-8--<. When Jackie has sex with a guy with a massive dick, her pussy opens wider than usual. When Jackie's pussy opens wider than usual, she goes to the doctor. When Jackie goes to the doctor, the doctor tells her that she experienced a pussy gape. When the doctor tells Jackie that she experienced a pussy gape, Jackie says, "oh, okay".

Don't let Jackie say "oh, okay". Switch to--NO. SCREW THIS GODDAMMIT!! *walks out and slams the door behind him*

pussy gape by 8===D (l) March 11, 2014

gaped pussy 

A vagina that has been tore up from the floor up..she's had to many lovers.. triple layer that condom...run for the hills she's a hoe

Gaped pussy ...girl pulled her pants down and that pussy was gaped open.

gaped pussy by Azrael36 September 25, 2017

pussygate

Donald Trump's scandal where Billy Bush released those Access Hollywood tapes.

Grab 'em by the pussy. -- Pussygate.

pussygate by Jake from State Farm's khakis November 23, 2016

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012