primed

enthusiastically ready for something, stoked

dude I am so primed for that babefest at Kristy's tonight!

by bonzai February 23, 2005

primed

To get drunk/buzzed in advance before going to a bar or club to avoid the expensive drinks there.

Hey Mark lets get primed before the club

by peee ceee teee vee October 30, 2007

primed

when your penis is erect.

she had my dick primed.

by Anonymous July 2, 2003

primed

1. A slang Term meaning drunk.

2. Possibly Australia's biggest rock band.

Man i was so Primed last night

I love Primed!

by littlelouie13 December 30, 2005

primed

To be ravaged by sexy table tennis world champions after a crushing defeat at the hands of a coworker.

I'm a little sleepy after getting primed all night by the ladies at SPiN.

by bigmantonyd October 23, 2014

Primed

As a euphemism, it means that you have something prepared in advance.

Iam "I also like that you had something primed regarding the pathology of female behavior. Clever stuff."

Hym "Go to sleep."

Iam "I know but you know we would have forgotten to write this down if I didn't do it now..."

Hym "YOU would have forgotten. I would have been the one who remembered (as we were going about our day) and then you would have obsessed about it for an hour or so until you just couldn't take it anymore. Then, you would have stopped right in the middle of doing whatever we were doing at the time and then you would have done it instead of whatever it was that you were supposed to be doing."

Iam "Well...."

Hym "Exactly. You're too predictable. Not shut up and go to sleep."

by Hym Iam April 12, 2022

Primed

To take an annoying girl who passes out at your party, and overnighting her naked to Mexico.

that girl was a trainwreck I had to prime her before she ruined the party.

That girl I primed was so fat I had to pay for freight.

by apirateslife4me January 28, 2018