power turd

A turd that exits with such force it sticks to the back of the toilet bowl

Natalie: Why is there a piece of shit stuck to the back of the toilet ?

Bill: Not sure but maybe those White Castles last night are to blame.

Natalie: It won't even go away after repeated flushes !

Bill: It was a real power turd.

by cutthecards December 6, 2023

turd poker

one who pokes turds with his cock. men and women can have their turds poked.

that guy is a turd poker, his girl is always walking funny.

by eviltrailer September 6, 2004

powertard

A foolish or incompetent person. Originally found on the back of a bus in Japan "Powertard Braking System"
It ironically sounds like a cross between power and retard and hence powertard was born

"Dont be such a powertard all your life"
"Hey powertard, what time are we leaving?"

by Kraken November 11, 2008

powerturd

To do a powerturd is to 1) strain so hard whilst trying to shit that your eyballs fall out 2) to spray diahorrea up your girlfriends left nostril whilst assuming the 69 position.

You just got powerturd

by PooMister November 15, 2010