Noun.

What a person becomes when, upon receiving word of a police incident from the internet, the news, or word of mouth, one gives advice on how the police should have "properly" handled the situation in line with police protocol, the law, etc.

Usually, this occurs when the police have been accused of wrongdoing or, even more commonly, when the police have been accused of no wrongdoing yet the receiving party believes they are almost entirely at fault.

Common occurrences include drug busts, traffic stops, and police shootings.

Theodore: I can't believe the police shot him, he only had a knife on him. Since when do you need to shoot someone with a knife? They should have used their taser or pepper spray, it's not even legal to use deadly force in a situation like that.

Bill: Man, Ted, you are being quite the armchair policeman right now.

Theodore: It's Theodore.

Bill: Whatever, dude.

Armchair Policeman by unfromcool April 16, 2014

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sleeping policeman

Another term for a speed bump.

"Dude, the bottom part of my bumper came off because I didn't see the sleeping policeman on the road!"

sleeping policeman by WOng7713 January 21, 2008

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Angry Policeman

When you are having sex with a female and right before you jizz in her face you yell "FREEZE" then shoot anyways.

Alyson almost jumped out of her shoes when I angry policemanned her.

Angry Policeman by Shaneomac87 July 7, 2011

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Plastic Policeman

A police man with less power then the actual Police, Community Police are good examples of this.

Guy1: WTF why did you run from the feds?
Guy2: It's okay he was a plastic policeman, he can't touch me!
Guy1: Oh wow, your so awesome!

Plastic Policeman by hubGX January 13, 2009

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