PITSIF

“PITSIF” stands for “pain is temporary swag is forever”

its used only in txt cs ppl could js say the full wrd irl

“hey man its ok pitsif”

by jdoog. July 27, 2024

pitiful excuse for a used douche

An insulting phrase used to describe a woman (if you could call her one) that's more insulting than calling her a douchebag or even a douchenoozle.

Flo from a certain insurance company's commercials is a pitiful excuse for a used douche.

by Telephony November 16, 2013

Pitsicle

The frozen state of underarm sweat. Most likely caused by summer temperatures and humidity followed by lunch in a Chipotle.

The 115 degree temperature, excessive coffee and laughing lead to pitting out, after which I entered a Chipotle and my pitstains were turned into pitsicles. After leaving the Chipotle, which was maintained at an arctic 34 degrees, my pitsicles were once again pitstains.

by Pitmaster7 August 17, 2010

pitiful mass

A number of employees necessary or sufficient to have a insignificant effect or to achieve no results.

Wow, that company was great when it had 10 employees. Now just look at the mess it became after reaching pitiful mass.

Manager: "Thank god for cubicles or we would never have reached pitiful mass!"

by TI99 May 3, 2008

Pissified

the condition of being pissed off, angry, or generally agitated. More angry than usual, but in a somewhat refined manner.

My mom found the dirty magazines under my bed--she's really pissified

by CherylRickett January 23, 2008

Pitiful

Something described as pitiful is not considered to be satisfactory or deserving of respect:used to say that you consider something to be very bad or not satisfactory or not enough:

Craig never comes home. Therefore, Craig is pitiful.

by Charelle1 August 1, 2018

Pissify

The pissification of making something piss related.

Yo did you see that building over there?
Yeah, I’m totally going to pissify it.

by pissykid October 7, 2021