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pitiful excuse for a used douche 

An insulting phrase used to describe a woman (if you could call her one) that's more insulting than calling her a douchebag or even a douchenoozle.
Flo from a certain insurance company's commercials is a pitiful excuse for a used douche.

Pitsicle 

The frozen state of underarm sweat. Most likely caused by summer temperatures and humidity followed by lunch in a Chipotle.
The 115 degree temperature, excessive coffee and laughing lead to pitting out, after which I entered a Chipotle and my pitstains were turned into pitsicles. After leaving the Chipotle, which was maintained at an arctic 34 degrees, my pitsicles were once again pitstains.
Pitsicle by Pitmaster7 August 17, 2010

pitiful mass 

A number of employees necessary or sufficient to have a insignificant effect or to achieve no results.
Wow, that company was great when it had 10 employees. Now just look at the mess it became after reaching pitiful mass.

Manager: "Thank god for cubicles or we would never have reached pitiful mass!"
pitiful mass by TI99 May 3, 2008

Pissified 

the condition of being pissed off, angry, or generally agitated. More angry than usual, but in a somewhat refined manner.
My mom found the dirty magazines under my bed--she's really pissified
Pissified by CherylRickett January 23, 2008
Something described as pitiful is not considered to be satisfactory or deserving of respect:used to say that you consider something to be very bad or not satisfactory or not enough:
Craig never comes home. Therefore, Craig is pitiful.
Pitiful by Charelle1 August 1, 2018
The pissification of making something piss related.
Yo did you see that building over there?
Yeah, I’m totally going to pissify it.
Pissify by pissykid October 7, 2021