PILF

Partner I'd Like to Fuck.

"Who were you dancing with then?"
"Oh, that's my partner."
"He's a pure PILF!"

by Bexibabes May 15, 2006

PILF

noun-Prince I'd Like to Fuck. A male member of any royal family (excluding the King) that you would like to have sex with.

Prince Harry is such a PILF. Fuck Kate is one lucky pleb!

by VonHaig April 30, 2011

PILF

Potato I'd Like to Fuck

Similar to MILF

OMG, Dylan is such a PILF, I wanna bake him and stuff him with cheese and bacon.

by PotatoBoy November 14, 2013

PILF

PILF stands for Pizza I'd Like To Fuck.

You may use it if you keep using the expression "MILF"

- I'm hungry I want to eat a PILF
- What's a PILF ?
- A Pizza I'd Like To Fuck!
- LMAO !

by victoriahhhh November 14, 2010

Pilf

Princess I'd like to Fuck. With the demise of the big D, it left a gaping hole in the Royal Wank department. The addition of Ms. Middleton re-ignites the fires in the loins of her future subjects.

Finally, Prince William has given us a PILF.
Kate Middleton is a true PILF.
Forget the Princess of Monaco , we have our own PILF now.
God save our gracious PILF

by PILFHUNTER1 January 13, 2011

pilf

politician id like to forget

sara palin is a pilf

by upwing July 10, 2009

pilf

Pirate I'd like to fuck

Person 1: I might watch Pirates of the Caribbean later.
Person 2: Dayum Jack Sparrow is such a PILF

by Hollyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy March 29, 2010