Pickaxe

A Minecraft tool used for mining various ores.

I have to craft a pickaxe soon to get some ore.

(Don’t have sex kids, play Minecraft)

Pickaxe by swoopeth August 18, 2019

pickaxe

An itch located deep within the anal cavity. One runs the risk of their appendage smelling like fecal matter if (s)he so chooses to take it on.

Example 1

Don: Why are you walking so funny?
Craig: Dude, I got a pickaxe!

Example 2

Don: Dude, you picking a wedgie?
Craig: No I just have a major pickaxe!

Example 3

Craig: Dude, smell my finger!
Don: Why?
Craig: I just took care of a pickaxe!

pickaxe by fartmaster69 October 26, 2011

Pickaxe

A tool used to fucking mine damn useless rocks. A pickaxe can fucking kill a bitch. You can hit dogs with a pickaxe and fucking kill their ass. Pickaxe rhymes with dick. You can stick a pickaxe up a ass and call it a dick. Your gay ass fuck little brother can suck the pickaxe. You can fuck up anything you want. Bust a capybara’s coochie? Use a pickaxe. Do illegal as fuck surgery on a bitch dog when it’s not sleeping? Use a pickaxe. Fuck up a annoying bitches ass? Use a pickaxe.

I used my pickaxe to take out a dogs heart while it was barking at me.

Pickaxe by FAUBCOK February 10, 2022

Pickaxe

The grotesque and egregious act of placing your palm onto your shoulder to make the shape of a large bludgeon and then shoving it in ones anal cavity till they either die or are completely unfixable by any surgery.

After John got done beating Chris in basketball he began to pickaxe him while the other players held him down.

Pickaxe by Relyk2 May 24, 2018

Pickaxe

Where during fellatio, the female giving said fellatio, purposefully jams her incisor tooth into the male's dick-hole, causing extreme pain or death and in some very rare cases, mild pleasure.

Bob was really enjoying Kim's blowjob, until she decided to Pickaxe him as revenge for giving her The Shocker earlier that evening.

Pickaxe by The Prariedogs January 12, 2010

I have a pickaxe, and I’ll put it through your teeth! 

One of the most powerful Technoblade quotes

“I have a pickaxe, and I’ll put it through your teeth!”
At this moment Quackity knew, he f*ked up

I have a pickaxe, and I’ll put it through your teeth! by Jasper Mets May 25, 2021

got our pickaxe 

he got our pickaxe

he got our pickaxe11!111!!1111

got our pickaxe by BottomDop March 16, 2022