a person who means the most in a another person's life and who is obsessed with Harry Potter. A person who you talk about anything to and who makes you laugh at the top of your voice. In general, a man-eating seductress. :)
A mormon PAIN who does heel kicks and goes to Disneyland MILLION times each year. It IS possible. MYSPACE THE PAYNE. :D
by Kazayla November 15, 2006

The act of explaining a joke or story to such an extent that it is no longer funny. May include hand gestures.
by Rambo91 October 10, 2011

by Python87 December 9, 2011

by naz weavo January 16, 2010

Man, i wanted to watch GOT and the producers sent me a cease and desist, so i had to subscribe to HBO! It was paynful.
by payned May 14, 2018

My definition of the word Payne, is: Payne is a guy, with a great personality, that doesn’t get what he deserves. He has always been there for us, but what most people return to him, is hate. He has the most amazing smile, and nobody notices that, because all they do is hate. Payne was in a band, called One Direction. He was just as apart of that band, as the rest of them were. It’s all 5 of them, or none. If anyone feels that he didn’t deserve to be in that, your so wrong. And down there, the photo, is him, with his beautiful smile, and his cuteness.
Payne is an amazing person, with a great personality, and a beautiful smile. Down there, is his beautiful smile.
by LIAMPAYNESSMILING August 13, 2020

A sexy best w/ a huge cock. All girls want him, all boys wat to be him. He is smart, cool, and funny. Having him as a friend or to date him is an acheivement!
by the truthdude September 24, 2011
