paramedic 

Absolutely, positively, the last person in the world you want to fuck with.

I'm nice to the paramedics, for obvious reasons.

paramedic by nyc14gauge September 25, 2006

paramedic 

An absolute hero. Largely unappreciated by the general population until they are gasping for their last breath after 25 pints of Stella and a kicking par excellance on a Friday night.

The person who saves your scrawny, puke and blood covered arse outside Tall Trees next friday.

paramedic by Jimbone October 7, 2004

Paramedic 

(Noun) A young man who on a consistent basis picks up hurt chicks.

Derek, that girl you picked up was hurt. You are such a paramedic.

Paramedic by Old man and the steve October 18, 2011

paramedic 

An emergency medical technician trained to an advanced level of care that includes the ability to intubate, administer drugs, start IVs, and other invasive procedures.
Paramedics normally work on ambulances or in hospital emergency departments.
Also known as EMT-P.

When I crashed my car the paramedics came in the ambulance and took me to the hospital.

paramedic by Master Blaster May 30, 2005

paramedic 

we are not freaking ambulance drivers...we are the people in the back of the truck who save ur life..and will stick a 12g needle in ur hand if u call us one..or call us for a stumped toe!!

honey the ambulance drivers are here to take u to the hospital..WRONG!! should be.....honey the paramedics and emts are here to save ur sorry ass who can walk to the ambulance

paramedic by amberNB November 21, 2007

Paramedic 

The person/people that firemen call when they are in trouble.

If you want to be a hero, become a fireman. If you want to be someone who firemen call heroes, become a paramedic.

Paramedic by emtrescue May 20, 2010

Paramedic 

Someone who looks good in a green jumpsuit and can drive a van really fast through tight roads. In their social world they let their hair down and can party and drink with the best of them. First to the scene of an accident and last to leave a party.

Look at that paramedic and how fast she can drive, I wonder who would win in a van race an F1 driver, a rally driver or that green jump-suited paramedic.

Paramedic by Stig J. Bungee June 25, 2018