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When someone uses the retarded smiley (xD) in an IM or any other form of internet communication, one should respond with "P33N3D." If the person who sent it types "P33N3D" before the other person(s) involved, they win at life. If another person types "P33N3D" before the user of the smiley does, the user has been PWNED and is now the other person's bitch.
- xD
P33N3D
- P33N3D
DAMMIT
(The first person wins at life.)

- xD
- P33N3D
- P33N3D
DAMMIT.
(The first person is now the second's bitch.)
P33N3D by The Epic Fairy October 10, 2008
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Used amongst users of IRC, this is a term in the L337 language referring to the popular "Connection reset by peer" message that occasionally appears as a result of the server determining that the socket is no longer good and closing it from its side. It is used to poke fun at such users.
---- Soda has quit irc (Connection reset by peer) ----
- DJ_PsYkiK - p33r3d
p33r3d by DJ PsYkiK May 11, 2004
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Pwned or pawned. Can be used anywhere!!
e.g. Pawned like a Prawn sauce
or 'You p3n3d nub'
p3n3d by Chaz1308 December 7, 2006
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