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When someone uses the retarded smiley (xD) in an IM or any other form of internet communication, one should respond with "P33N3D." If the person who sent it types "P33N3D" before the other person(s) involved, they win at life. If another person types "P33N3D" before the user of the smiley does, the user has been PWNED and is now the other person's bitch.
- xD
P33N3D
- P33N3D
DAMMIT
(The first person wins at life.)

- xD
- P33N3D
- P33N3D
DAMMIT.
(The first person is now the second's bitch.)
P33N3D by The Epic Fairy October 10, 2008
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Used amongst users of IRC, this is a term in the L337 language referring to the popular "Connection reset by peer" message that occasionally appears as a result of the server determining that the socket is no longer good and closing it from its side. It is used to poke fun at such users.
---- Soda has quit irc (Connection reset by peer) ----
- DJ_PsYkiK - p33r3d
p33r3d by DJ PsYkiK May 11, 2004
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Pwned or pawned. Can be used anywhere!!
e.g. Pawned like a Prawn sauce
or 'You p3n3d nub'
p3n3d by Chaz1308 December 7, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026