P.O.L.T. 

BACKGROUND

POINT OF LEAST TROUBLE

POLTING HOARSE

POLTING HORSE

IN LIFE the biggest secret is where you can find the P.O.L.T. and when you do you know you are onto something COLOSSAL HUGE UNDER PENCHANT ASSH0LE EMISSI0NS that feels REALLY GOOD and is the GREATEST TASTE in our EXISTENCE.

ELON REEVE MUSK and MUSKIE ANAL ALAN JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE hate YELLING because it is amazing what is HOLLERED BUTT to be honest other people find it hilarious when we are CRYING and being hurt the most ever as listen to ELON and MUSKIE ANAL ALAN we both sound HOARSE but it is truly the SHORTEST CHAIN OF COMMUNICATION EVER as it does not go through any bureaucracy to be CLEARED and that is why it is called a POLTING HOARSE because it LEAPS over all the FUCKING BULLSHIT and is better than NUKING STUPID ASSH0LES butt ANAL ALAN it is BOWL SHIT to EAT and never BULLSHIT but to us both it is BALL SHIT always crying about SHIT which is the biggest mystery.

The POLTING HORSE is nothing more than the truth about LIFE itself to the point of no WARS for starters and never any arguments except the very PATH taken is PERFECT where no trouble and aggravation ever follows which is incredibly unrelated to the POLTING HOARSE and the only ANALogy is that.

P.O.L.T. by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE January 18, 2022

P.O.L.I.T.I.C.S 

an Acronym to remember who's really speaking for you.

Preaching
Opinions
Lacking
Intelligence &
Tact
In

Controversial
Shit

Dude 1: Hey man , I can't decide which politician to vote for!
Dude 2: Do your research and use the acronym P.O.L.I.T.I.C.S
*a few hours later*
Dude 1: Bro You're totally right!

P.O.L.I.T.I.C.S by riddlecker January 16, 2018

S.R.P.O.S.L.T.D.T.D 

Stands for a stupid retarded piece of shit loser that deserves to die.

Mark: Tanner is nothing short of a S.R.P.O.S.L.T.D.T.D!
Leila: Right...

S.R.P.O.S.L.T.D.T.D by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q 

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!

Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q by RANDOMPERSON22345 January 7, 2022

O.P.T.L.I.F. 

A abbreviation for

Oh
Praise
The
Lord
It's
Friday

Worker 1: Hey guess what day it is... FRIDAY!

Worker 2: O.P.T.L.I.F. !!!

O.P.T.L.I.F. by saladlickerman January 21, 2010

s.s.s.o.p.g.y.b.s.d.l.t

The act of being very forgetful.

my girlfriend forgot to give me a goodbye kiss. She is such s.s.s.o.p.g.y.b.s.d.l.t

s.s.s.o.p.g.y.b.s.d.l.t by s_t17 May 14, 2008

P.T.L.O.H. 

Praise the Lord on High.

Used often in a sarcastic way.

Oh, look, my midterm is tomorrow and I haven't studied. P.T.L.O.H.

P.T.L.O.H. by lifeiswonderful August 27, 2009