Oyamaale 

God of the Oyamaales. A religion followed by very few around the world and not known by many. Founded by ONYAAA of Oyamaale, this religion has many rules.

Oyamaale is a foam ball with green eyes and a straight line for a face.
You can only pray to Oyamaale once a day since he doesn't like to be disturbed whilst resting. If you break this rule, once you die you get turned into a cardboard box and used as a temple for Oyamaale.
If you follow the rules, you get to go to foam heaven and turn into a foam ball along with Oyamaale.

Me: "Have you prayed to Oyamaale today?"
Her: "Yes I've done it twice already.."
Me: "Oh no you have disturbed Oyamaale!! Prepare to face his wrath"
Her: "AHHH what's happening to me!?"
Me: "The Cardboard box time has come... "

Oyamaale by ONYAAA September 25, 2020

obamadan 

when a foreign country (most likely a muslim one) shuts down everything when obama visits

"dude there were no cars on the street yesterday in cairo"

"yeah, it was obamadan"

obamadan by ibnwarraq August 11, 2009

Obamadan 

The holiday following the election of Barack Obama as president. Starting the 4th of November and ending the following 20th of January.

Obamadan: Open a bottle of mixed grape white at 8pm, drunk by 8:30, faded by 9:30 and not sober a full day until 20Jan2009. :)

Obamadan by RiscaTenwy March 17, 2009