Outdoor Cat

A person who lives without the restrictions of a significant other.

Man, he use to be fun to hang out with when he was an outdoor cat but now that he's tied down we never see him anymore.

Outdoor Cat by Alf206 March 3, 2011

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Outdoor Cat

noun:

1. Someone who comes and goes without invitation or announcement.

2. Someone who only comes around when they need something.

1. "He told me he needed help than just stopped replying. Than we talked and he was like nothing even happened. I don't even care, he's just my outdoor cat."

2. "I gotta bring this guy some food, he's not my outdoor cat but he's my cousins outdoor cat... so i kinda have to help out."

Outdoor Cat by JoesLittle February 25, 2017

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Outdoor Cat

A cat that thinks it's owner is incapable to feed themself, so brings them dead birds.

My food-pourer calls me an outdoor cat, due to my passion of keeping them to starve

Outdoor Cat by Papyrus266 April 5, 2017

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Outdoor Cat

A woman who reaches an orgasm by her clitoris being stimulated.

"I need new bedsheets after going down on my girl, she's an outdoor cat."

Outdoor Cat by Nawledge September 23, 2014

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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