Orb Cat

A benevolent supernatural being that appears in the form of a perfectly spherical cat, manifesting during moments of hardship, uncertainty, or quiet despair to remind those who see it that hope still exists. Orb Cat does not speak, yet its presence alone is said to bring reassurance and emotional clarity.

Orb Cat is believed to be a quiet guardian, appearing not to fix problems, but to remind people that they are not facing them alone. Those who encounter Orb Cat often describe a renewed sense of resolve, as if something unseen gently affirmed: “You’ll make it through this.”

Orb Cat by walterdictionary December 28, 2025

Catholic pigeon orb

The furious amalgamation of a quantity of at least 72 pigeons with the head and feathers removed, merged by any means necessary into a spherical shape and doused in holy water. When creating a Catholic pigeon orb, it is customary to offer the heads of all pigeons used in the creation of the orb to His Holiness the Pope. Under no circumstances can the orb be consumed by a human being.

I made a Catholic pigeon orb the other day. You should have seen the look on The Pope's face. He was delighted!

Catholic pigeon orb by uviferous May 10, 2025