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Operation Settle Down 

Describes the decision made by one to, for example, actually attempt to learn a person's name before making out with him/her at a party. This, as well as other social implementations and improvements, intends to position one for the possibility of gaining a long term relationship. Thus, you are putting yourself in position to settle down on a person.

This decision is often made after one has had an outrageously dirty weekend with uncountable hookups. While it can relate to both males and females, the term itself is quite masculine. Furthermore, males, typically being the social initiator, bare most of the weight in such scenarios. Thus, this term applies more to them.
--Morning After--

A "Mann. What a crazy night. How many girls did you hook up with?"

B "I don't know man. I lost count after that chick that looked like she had vomited in her hair. And that hot blonde chick, I didn't even get her name before we hit the bathroom and before I knew it she was gone.

A "Yea man. Enough of this bullshit. We need to enter Operation Settle Down before we contract an STD from these orgy weekends."
Operation Settle Down by 22eevjdahab February 13, 2010
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Operation Settle Down 

When you realize that you have not had a steady relationship in ages. Your only encounters with the opposite or same sex is through sloppy weekends. When you have hooked up with more than two individuals within a week or even one night you might want to consider triggering an OSD alert. Operation Settle Down will go into effect and you will try to dedicate your time and attention solely to that one individual.
A. "Dude you triggered an OSD with Sam last weekend but i saw you making out with Jen last night"

B. "Yeah i know i barely lasted one day."

A. " gawd you are a whore, so Operation Settle Down was a fail"

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016