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Oonie is the worlds best word,and was invented when Julia child slapped the back of Maggie Smiths head, and Maggie Smith screamed ''Oonie'' out of impulse.
Julia: ''I like your cut, G''
Julia: *Slaps Maggie's head*
Maggie: Oonie
oonie by Salvey99 May 20, 2021
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1. bro that guy is actually totally oonie

2. did you know you used to eat using your oonie in the womb?
oonie by Scriffyinajiffy September 15, 2023
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oonie

Canadian slang for coochie, snatch
There was speculation as to whether her oonie matched the drapes.
oonie by Skankarella July 24, 2008
a great-aunt or aunt that is the rock of a family, curated by the McGeachie family.
My Oonie is the sweetest, most loving Oonie in the world. I love her dearly.
Oonie by McGkey March 18, 2024
The vagina; this dates back at least to 1990, the Golden Girls episode Blanche Delivers in which Sophia comes up with the euphemism oonie.
Not to be confused with Ooni, a brand of portable wood pellet pizza ovensProbably coincidental in that Sophia is Sicilian and Ooni makes a pizza oven, but the brand name has its roots in Africa.
Dorothy: Ma, you know you're really hurting my feelings.

Sophia: Not as much as you hurt my oonie!
Oonie by Sir Carlton March 16, 2025

Oonie poonkie 

You have a group of 5 pussys subtract 4 leaves you with a oonie poonkie
Oonie poonkie by Gang gang biatchhh January 25, 2022
Tiny Cousin of big J, also his name is pronounced “OOH-nee-orrrr (with a rolling “R’s” type sound)

(“HUNIOR” is a way of pronouncing it, but roll the R’s and your good to go

has curls occasionally and scared of the Incredible Hulk, seriously just ask big J himself

Oonior is if “afraid of their own shadow” were a person
Big J: Oonior!!!! Oonior!!!!! Hoooorrrrrrr hoooorrrrrrr!!!

Oonior: what? What do you want? Big J??

Big J: *shows him picture of the hulk*

Oonior: aaaugh!!!!! Please!!! Make it stop *starts crying*

Big J: ….

Oonior is cringe

Oonior is gen z type of dweeb

If your scared of harmless cartoons or play on your iPhone all day then your clearly an “oonior”
Oonior by Makenbaconshakin February 28, 2022
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