oonie

Oonie is the worlds best word,and was invented when Julia child slapped the back of Maggie Smiths head, and Maggie Smith screamed ''Oonie'' out of impulse.

Julia: ''I like your cut, G''
Julia: *Slaps Maggie's head*
Maggie: Oonie

by Salvey99 May 20, 2021

oonie

1. weird or wack

2. bellybutton

1. bro that guy is actually totally oonie

2. did you know you used to eat using your oonie in the womb?

by Scriffyinajiffy September 15, 2023

oonie

oonie

Canadian slang for coochie, snatch

There was speculation as to whether her oonie matched the drapes.

by Skankarella July 24, 2008

Oonie

a great-aunt or aunt that is the rock of a family, curated by the McGeachie family.

My Oonie is the sweetest, most loving Oonie in the world. I love her dearly.

by McGkey March 18, 2024

Oonie

The vagina; this dates back at least to 1990, the Golden Girls episode Blanche Delivers in which Sophia comes up with the euphemism oonie.
Not to be confused with Ooni, a brand of portable wood pellet pizza ovensProbably coincidental in that Sophia is Sicilian and Ooni makes a pizza oven, but the brand name has its roots in Africa.

Dorothy: Ma, you know you're really hurting my feelings.

Sophia: Not as much as you hurt my oonie!

by Sir Carlton March 16, 2025

Oonie poonkie

A singular pussy

You have a group of 5 pussys subtract 4 leaves you with a oonie poonkie

by Gang gang biatchhh January 25, 2022

Oonior

Tiny Cousin of big J, also his name is pronounced “OOH-nee-orrrr (with a rolling “R’s” type sound)

(“HUNIOR” is a way of pronouncing it, but roll the R’s and your good to go

has curls occasionally and scared of the Incredible Hulk, seriously just ask big J himself

Oonior is if “afraid of their own shadow” were a person

Big J: Oonior!!!! Oonior!!!!! Hoooorrrrrrr hoooorrrrrrr!!!

Oonior: what? What do you want? Big J??

Big J: *shows him picture of the hulk*

Oonior: aaaugh!!!!! Please!!! Make it stop *starts crying*

Big J: ….

Oonior is cringe

Oonior is gen z type of dweeb

If your scared of harmless cartoons or play on your iPhone all day then your clearly an “oonior”

by Makenbaconshakin February 28, 2022