on the online

A reference to the internet or AIM. It sounds stupid to intelligent people.

I was talking to him on the online. I had sex with him on the online. My online broke, I can't get on the online.

by your mother April 17, 2003

online

being on the internet

when I was online i found this great free porn site!

by no-name September 9, 2003

online

Ironic term to describe state of mind and body after a heavy night on the booze/drugs.

"Nah, nah... I'm not falling asleep. I'm fully online."

by sweet September 8, 2003

online

A mispronunciation of onnine. Onnine means On9 and means that you are dumb, slow reaction times, flaccid and lunatic.

Me: Hey guys! I bought a new fan!
Friend: But it's Winter right now...
Me: oh nvm I'm online

by Non-Chalant March 14, 2019

online

Slang. To engage in sexual intercourse.

The girls of the internet... I'd go online with them any day!

by MadHat December 18, 2004

online

1) an elusive state in which those who have attained it are able to see past the confines of their meaningless lives and become one with all those who are also "online"

2) what my computer isn't

Matt: "Hey man, did you see that awesome youtube clip?"

Me: "Naw man, I couldn't get online."

Matt: "sucks for you."

by pappernackles June 8, 2009

GTA Online

GTA V but it's multiplayer and is filled with modders and people who kill everybody in sight with their Oppressor MK2 and takes forever to load.

Me: Ima play some GTA Online.
*20 minutes later*
Me: *snore* Ah what? Oh I'm finally in!
*Guy with Oppressor MKII kills me*
Me: Bullcrap!
*Respawns*
*Modder drops money on everybody*
Me: Uhhhh, I'm leaving.
*Presses Alt+F4*

by BigBoi Gaming November 6, 2019