onek
Someone: I’ve got a onek and a fork.
Someone else: Dude what do you mean you’re gonna use that onek to kill me?
Someone else: Dude what do you mean you’re gonna use that onek to kill me?
onek by No one asked December 3, 2020
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Onek
A fork had four prongs, a threek has three prongs, a twok has two prongs, a onek has one prong, and a zerok has zero prongs.
Onek by LoverOfSkunks April 12, 2021
Related Words
onek • oneka • Onekakke • Onekama • Oneky • Camp oneka • one K away • one kegger • one kejew please • one kid
Camp Oneka
Your home away from home with the worlds best people (and food)! There is nothing like oneka it’s the bomb.com and everyone’s favorite place ever it makes you the happiest. The best people at camp are Fie, Liza, Mica, Aislinn, Maddi, Ellie, Lucy, Claire, Maddy, Courtney, Sam, Megan, Celia. Come to camp and you will have the BEST time you are missing out if your not at Oneka sorry.
Camp Oneka by miguelthepenguin April 19, 2019
Camp oneka
The best camp in the world. Where friendships are made, good meals are eat and Roman is harassed by 8 year old girls. To many smiles and laughs are made. Beacky yelling and the cold showers are your only worries. There’s are nothing like o-n-e-k-a-b-l-e girls.
Camp oneka by Whiteyteamgorl August 20, 2018
oneka
oneka by redteamgrl May 13, 2005
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