One-night text

"One-night text" refers to a brief and spontaneous exchange of messages between two individuals, akin to a one-night stand in the digital realm. In this context, the term implies engaging in a night of conversation through text messages with no intention of continued communication or connection afterward. It mirrors the essence of a one-night stand, where the interaction is confined to the temporary thrill of the night, emphasizing the absence of any long-term commitment or expectation of further contact.

We matched on Badoo and i did one-night text with her

One-night text by professor_gr February 11, 2024

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One night text

When you chat with someone non-stop on tinder/other online dating apps and you think that you're having a great start, exchanging the contact and thinking of when to meet that person but then the texting dies the next day and you end up deleting the contact without meeting him/her.

Ex.

You seemed to be hitting off with this man, what happened?

Oh it was a one night text, I never saw him in person

One night text by LSTxx13579 December 4, 2019

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Text Message One Night Stand

when you meet someone, exchange numbers and sext throughout the night. Then the next day you delete the messages and don't text again. Now its another name in your phone book that makes you look like a whore.

Did you like that guy last night?
Yeah, we had a text message one night stand.

Omg! Girl, you so crazy!

Text Message One Night Stand by Leesydney November 17, 2010

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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