One Wipe Wonder

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A crap where you only have to wipe your ass once

Person 1: Dude i love the kind of dumps where you only have to wipe once

Person 2: Me too!! I think they call that a one wipe wonder

One Wipe Wonder by MER8490 August 11, 2008

Words you can keep

One Wipe Wonder

A One Wipe Wonder is a sign of good luck to come after plopping out a turd you go to wipe and BOOM! One wipe is all it takes

Person 1: Hey dude how was your shit
Person 2: fucking madness mate it was a one wipe wonder!
Person 2: Ahhh how delightful you lucky boi

One Wipe Wonder by AsthmaBoi February 27, 2019

one wipe wonder

After defecation, one goes to wipe clean the anus crevice and realizes he/she has been able to achieve a bowel movement without the need of toilet paper to wipe the area clear of fesses residue after exportation.

Yes...i jus dropped the kids off and wiped, looked at the paper...Sweet!!! One wipe wonder!!!

one wipe wonder by steve-i rastafari September 10, 2005

One Wipe Wonder

A poop that only requires one wipe to fully clean

Person1: I have an appointment in 5 minutes but I really have to crap!

Person2: Go quick! Hopefully it will be a one wipe wonder

One Wipe Wonder by Evered June 2, 2014

one-wipe wonder

A nice poop that only requires a single clean wipe, and you're set for the day.

At college, a one-wipe wonder is a true rarity.

one-wipe wonder by Boxman37 July 20, 2008

one-wipe wonder

the rare occasion when you take a shit and only have to wipe once

Friend: well you weren't in there for long
Me: it was a one-wipe wonder

one-wipe wonder by Rammit Inmah Asshol May 18, 2017

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026