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Once you go black you’ll never go back 

If you start listening to black metal you can never again stomach normal metal bands like Slipknot and Metallica. The force of darkness is too powerful
Joey didn’t go to the Metallica concert on Saturday because he only listens to Burzum and Mayhem. “Once you go black you’ll never go back” , he said forcefully, before returning to carving a pentagram.
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once you go black you'll never go back 

This statement derives from the general relativity theory published by Albert Einstein in 1915. It refers about the event in which an accelerated body crosses the spacetime boundary of a black hole known as the "event horizon". Beyond this boundary or "point of no return" the gravitational pull becomes so great as to make escape impossible and thus "you'll never go back".
"If a black hole is an oyster then the singularity is the pearl inside. The gravity is so strong it’s always hidden in darkness, beyond the horizon. That’s why we call it a black hole, once you go black you'll never go back."

once you go black you'll never go back 

Just like 1 being larger than 2, "once you go black you'll never go back" is false.

once you go black you'll never go back 

A saying that is often used referring to the situation where an (often white) woman has slept with a black man.
"I had the best sex of my life with a black guy yesterday!"
- "You know what they say, once you go black you'll never go back."

Once you go black, you'll never go back

Once you've experienced the soft brown skin and muscular arms
The full lips and the perfectly rythmic grind
The sexy voice and unfaltering self-assurance.
You can never go back to what you might have known before.

Once you go black, you'll never go back
Lisa: I have kissed the most handsome guy last night, I felt so protected in his arms.

Rachel: What did he look like?

Lisa: He was strong and dark and so handsome

Rachel: Oh Dear! You do know that once you go black, you'll never go back?!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026