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Once upon a mattress

A term used when someone wants to elude to a sexual encounter between two of more people

Matt: "hey Sam, I heard you met someone new on tinder!"

Sam: "Once upon a mattress . . . "

Matt: "Say no more man, I know how this is gonna end."

by Sexual Conotations October 3, 2017

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