on the train 

To be "on the train" means to be single and in pursuit of someone to spend the day and/or night, without the intent of perusing a relationship with that person.

On Valentine's Day the only way to "get off the train" would be to find a date, to give up in the pursuit of finding a date or when the clock strikes midnight and you're all alone.

Related: To be on the desperation train / To be on the train of despair / To be riding the train.

- What are your plans for V-day?
- I'm on the train this year.
- No worries dude, you'll be off the train way before V-day.

on the train by a66spam February 1, 2014

On the train 

Often spoken on the phone, when simultaneously also on the train.

*ring ring. ring ring*
A: "Hello"
B: "Hi"
A: "So I was..."
B: "I can't hear you I'm on the train!"
A: "Sorry what's all that noise? I can't really hear you."
B: "What? I'm on the train, I can't hear you!"
A: "You're on the train?"
B: "No... I'M ON THE TRAIN!!!"
C: "Shut the fuck up!!!! Can't you just be a bit fucking considerate to your fellow passengers for fuck's sake??!!"

On the train by ericmaj July 11, 2009

on the train 

on the train is a gang initiation ritual performed in several gang in south and central america, the ritual takes place when a female wish's to join the gang it is basicaly a line of gang members having sex with her then joining the back of the line to go again.

she got on the train last night now she is with us

on the train by alra October 19, 2006

On the Train 

A massive uncontrollable desire to get laid; yet ironically impossible to get laid because you act so thirsty

Mark: Dude let's go to the Freshmen bar

Serg: Why?
Mark: Dude it has good music

Serg: Nah bro your on the train
Mark: Come on, just for ten minutes

Serg: Okay i'm boarding the train

On the Train by BulgeBracketBanka February 10, 2019

on the train of despair

To be "on the train of despair" means to be single and in pursuit of someone to spend the day and/or night, without the intent of perusing a relationship with that person.

On Valentine's Day the only way to "get off the train" would be to find a date, to give up in the pursuit of finding a date or when the clock strikes midnight and you're all alone.

Related: To be on the desperation train / To be on the train of despair / To be riding the train / To be on the train / To be off the train.

- What are your plans for V-day?
- I'm on the train of despair this year.
- No worries dude, you'll be off the train way before V-day.

on the train of despair by a66spam February 1, 2014

Getting on the train 

person(s) reaches the first plateau in an altered state of mind.

After copious consumption, Lucy was finally Getting on the train in the sky with diamonds.

Getting on the train by Sesquipedaliman January 26, 2015

take the bishop on the train through the tunnel of flesh 

To take my cock and shuv it down some hot girls pussy!!! TUNNEL OF FLESH!!! OOOO YEA!!

I took the bishop on the train and through the tunnel of flesh

take the bishop on the train through the tunnel of flesh by Hooker with a Penis October 7, 2003