On the Blunt

The male stoner's version of the pill. Just smoking way too many blunts over an extended period of time leaves the stoner's cojones atrophied and shootin' serious blanks. Ideal for keeping the stoner population down, but it's not like half of them have the motivation to accidentally procreate anyway.

Girl: "Ooh, Marco! Take me now! But you do have protection, right?"

Stoner: "Baby, please. I'm on the blunt! Hell, I have no idea what's goin on."

by Steve March 03, 2004

Blunt

noun: blunt; plural noun: blunts
a hollowed-out cigar filled with cannabis.

Adam: Pass me the blunt dude.

James: OK bro!

by CannabisKings April 03, 2019

Blunt

When a person is blunt, just remember; they are not joking, and they prefer not to try and edge it around to make it sound easy. They tell it straight, and will always tell it straight. Even if your feelings are gonna be hurt, who gives a damn, take it like a wo/man.

Troy: Damn, I guess that was pretty blunt how John told that girl he didn't want to go out with her.

Jake, (Blunt Person): Who gives a fuck? It was online anyway.

by Jay RH February 05, 2013

blunt

1. to be straight up about something
2. to be honest even though it might hurt you

1. in sorry to be so blunt but you got to realize that he doesnt care about any of your feelings.

by melinda123 December 13, 2008

blunt

Cigar hollowed out and filled with marijuana, can be smoked in public (somewhat)inconspicuously.

Montel was sittin' on the porch all day, sippin' his 40 and smokin' blunts.

by Loremaster September 17, 2002

blunted

high as a muthafucka, after smoking a blunt

"Me and my man got blunted"
That cat is blunted!

by ImmaculateMatt March 05, 2003

Blunt and Blunt

Getting extremely emotional whilst smoking a doob and listening to James Blunt

“ any plans for the evening?
Just gonna have a blunt and blunt”

by HFTravioli February 09, 2022