On Shuffle 

The state a woman is in when she sleeps with multiple men at random

That girl's on shuffle.

On Shuffle by nufadzoo August 1, 2008

it's on shuffle 

a phrase used when you choose a song on you your ipod, cd, etc. plays a song that receives disapproval from one or more persons in the listening vicinity. use of this phrase saves you from the shame of picking a song that nobody likes.

tyrone: dude, why the hell are we listening to ne-yo?

mike: my bad man, it's on shuffle

it's on shuffle by mike hunt370 July 23, 2010

Put the iPod on shuffle 

Code for masturbating when you don't want someone else to know.

1. John: Hey, Mary, I think I'm gonna go lay in bed and put the iPod on shuffle.

Mary: Oh, okay, John, that sounds fun!

2. "Dude, did you see that chick at the mall in the short skirt last night? I totally went home and put the iPod on shuffle to that."

Put the iPod on shuffle by Cheffrey Snipes March 27, 2009

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

Yeah, people actually do use this term, but they get it wrong mostlys.

The five finger, knu... aaawwww, fuck it. I whacked off.

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger. by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel

Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006

five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump 

Masturbation, jerking off.

My mom walked in on me this morning doing the five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump.

five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump by Jeff23 November 7, 2006

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

fucking ur hand intematly or hardcore

i do the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger way 2 often

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger. by chaseathon! September 22, 2003