by Flickerstick182 August 9, 2019
The Randy. An alpha male that does not look or act the way he seems. He will never approach you if he's not friends with you. Being friends with him is never easy. If you're his friend, you have deeply bonded with his heart, and he'll never forget you. But you must approach him first. If he ignores you, it is likely he will fart when next to you. Beware of the way he looks at you. If he looks at your eyes, he'll remember you and recognize you for a few days until he doesn't give a shit anymore and forgets (unless you remind him, which is irritating to him, don't do it often). If he only glances at you, he's busy. He will say "One Mississippi" usually as if saying "wait a second." If he glances multiple times, and doesn't say anything, he doesn't like you. If he completely ignores you, he didn't hear you. If he ignores you again, he doesn't like you. His attitude is almost never angry. If it is, it depends on the occasion. It could be sarcasm. Then again, it COULD be. Beware if its real anger. He'll break a table. His greetings are important. His greetings mean different things. If he smiles at you, he doesn't like you. If he only says hi to you, then he's not in the mood for talking to you. If he waves at you, you are too far away. If he sometimes high fives you or hugs you, you have a special place in his pure soul. If he hugs you every time you meet, you are tied with an unbreakable knot of care from him until the very day you both die. He's a special. Nothing else.
Kid- Its Randy.
Other kid- Fuck Randy, he doesn't matter.
Kid- His armies will fucking kill you.
Other kid- *Silent because Randy's armies fucking killed him*
Other kid- Fuck Randy, he doesn't matter.
Kid- His armies will fucking kill you.
Other kid- *Silent because Randy's armies fucking killed him*
by HumanusAustralis January 13, 2020
Pretty much the best word ever with many meanings and new ones are being discovered every day. Randy- a mans name; to be horny; a chimney (a slang term use by chimney sweeps); random; a class that sucks and none of your friends are in it.
Randy, your making me randy when you clean the randy, and when you act randy. Dammit! Now I have to go to randy class!
by tehgreatcalf,ft.Legitrabi November 30, 2010
by Polevault21 May 3, 2009
Randi is the most amazing girl you will ever meet. She is independent and always thinking ahead. She is also Beautiful ASF! and everything about her is just so perfect I SWEAR!
Damn Randi!
by F*uck It February 2, 2018
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