Omoggle

A video call website where you queue up and face off against people, your face is scanned by AI and it determines your attractiveness out of 10 based on face symmetry. 3.9 and under is the lowest rating 4-4.9 is low tier normal, 5-5.9 is medium, 6-7.9 is high tier normal, 8-8.9 is chad lite, 9-9.9 is chad 10 is slayer or adam im pretty sure

i just brutalized this chud on omoggle, i got 7.5 and he got 5.8

Omoggle by TheCommonRoach May 10, 2026

omgoggles 

In a scene from The Simpsons, Rainier Wolfcastle tries to shield himself from a giant wave of acid by using protective goggles and fails. His exclamation, "My eyes...the goggles do nothing!" has become part of internet humor. Can be used as an expression after viewing something unpleasant, however, it's almost always "The goggles... they do nothing!"

In World of Warcraft there are a few versions of Goggles that can be worn, and thus the expression "The goggles... they do nothing!" can be common.

"Omgoggles" is an expression steming from "omg" and the foresaid expression.

"Omgoggles!! I just saw a rogue with Thunderfury!"

1) You missed our wedding!
2) I'm sorry, my guild needed me to heal.
1) Omgoggles, I'm going to kill your guild.

omgoggles by 5ummerbreeze August 31, 2006

ooggled

When you cannot find what you are searching for on Google.

I've been ooggled! I can't find '<search word>' using Google.

ooggled by ubrgeek May 5, 2009

Oboggle bosh 

An event where one or more ugly idiots do something stupid in the same place.

Fat head and the purple guy are jumping up and down as if that would solve a house fire. It's an oboggle bosh.

Oboggle bosh by Brakefluid May 24, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019