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Definitions by TheCommonRoach

A video call website where you queue up and face off against people, your face is scanned by AI and it determines your attractiveness out of 10 based on face symmetry. 3.9 and under is the lowest rating 4-4.9 is low tier normal, 5-5.9 is medium, 6-7.9 is high tier normal, 8-8.9 is chad lite, 9-9.9 is chad 10 is slayer or adam im pretty sure
i just brutalized this chud on omoggle, i got 7.5 and he got 5.8
Omoggle by TheCommonRoach May 10, 2026
1. what ronaldo says after scoring a goal
2. what the wu tang says
ronaldo: (scores a goal) SUUUUU
method man: nigas crossin over like they dont know no better but I do true can I get a suuuuu
suuuu by TheCommonRoach May 2, 2026
mason: city boys 67(for the 1000th time)
tyrone: jsun
jsun by TheCommonRoach April 20, 2026
Kind of means like a poor white person, used basically like the n word but for white people
neo nazi: whats up my cracker!
random ass white guy: why do you have so many tats
cracker by TheCommonRoach March 29, 2026
A music podcast on youtube with a dumbass comment section where the comments (99% of their usernames are goated artist) either say “DIH” or make a weird fanfic about Ant and Lu, the main members of the podcast.
Goatedbeyonce: TraDIHs Scott
Goatedkanyewest: RoDIHo
Goateddannybrown: The way ant and lu started kissing under the table was so tuff
Random Person: NFR needs to fix their fucking comment section
NFR by TheCommonRoach March 29, 2026