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Omega nut 

Omega nut is when you watch your favorite porn video and skip to your favorite part and cum when the video start. You cum so hard that the sperm is flying through outer space into a black hole. The sperm is traveling to another dimension through the black hole into a living creature and pregnate it.
Ohh man I just Omega nut sooo hard, that shit felt good

OMG I just Omgea nut and it felt so good
Omega nut by Lil sperm August 3, 2018

omeganut 

When you nut so hard with so much force that you blow out the tip of the condom resulting in the girl getting pregnant.
Girl 1: How did you get pregnant?
Girl 2: He Omeganut inside me.
Girl 1: Wasn't he wearing protection?
Girl 2: No condom can protect you from an Omeganut.
omeganut by zubby November 17, 2017

Ultimate Supreme Omeganut 

Ultimate Supreme Omeganut (n/v):
When you nut inside someone so hard, it's force was comparable to an Olympia shotgun on thirty levels of cocaine and meth. These nuts also simultaneously cause lightning bolts to strike the Earth, earthquakes to occur, tsunamis to strike, make volcanoes to erupt, rip the space-time continuum, make at least 31 supernovae to happen, and make a being 13 dimensions away nut as well. This only ever happened once, when Zeus nutted in Athena for the first time.
Archaeologist: This piece of petrified white stone is left over from the legendary Ultimate Supreme Omeganut.

Random Person: What is the Ultimate Supreme Omeganut?

Archaeologist: It's when Zues nutted so hard, the universe almost ended.

omeganut 

When you laugh so hard that you start to nut everywhere.
It is similar to Omegalul but even harder.
Person 1- I was watching this stream and it was so funny.
Person 2- I know right I just omeganut watching that.
omeganut by Glozega May 10, 2019

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008