Gets owned every year by Michigan. Hail to the victors valiant hail to the conquering heros hail hail to Michigan the leaders and best. Hail to the victors valiant hail to the conquering heros hail hail to Michigan the champions of the West.
Bob: Man, I sure did enjoy watching last night's game, in which "the" ohio state buckeyes got their ass handed to them by The University of Michigan Wolverines.
Mark: Yeah, me too, Bob. It's no different than any other year.
Mark: Yeah, me too, Bob. It's no different than any other year.
by ReelDeel February 14, 2005
Gay old men from Ohio who cry if they aren't watching their beloved football team. Rely on idiotically insulting fans from Michigan, who have been kicking their asses for the better part of 80 years.
That elderly gay man from the Ohio State Buckeyes is insulting someone from Michigan. Let's go beat his ass.
by dionysis April 28, 2005
An over-rated football team that has owned the Michigan Wolverines. 5 Time National Champions including 2003. 27 Time Big Ten Conference Champions/CO-Champions.
by Matt November 19, 2004
The name of the sports teams of Ohio State University, often coined as the "suck-eyes" by rival Michigan or SEC teams that think they have an amazing school due to a surging football team. Most notably, they are rivals with "that team up north" (aka Michigan). Their fans are often called rednecks and slobs by the visiting Michigan fans and then proceed to call them "scUM" or "arrogant asses". Also, they are known for choking on the big stage, or losing to large out-of-conference teams such USC, Florida, and Texas. See also: Jim Tressel, Cooperitis, TBDBITL, and Buck-nuts.
"Hey Jim, did you watch The Ohio State Buckeyes last night?"
"Yeah, they beat Michigan for the fifth straight year in a row. Do you think they'll beat Florida?
"No."
"Yeah, they beat Michigan for the fifth straight year in a row. Do you think they'll beat Florida?
"No."
by schizophreniaishardtospell July 30, 2009
OSU (Ohio State University's) football team. Wins a lot. Even wins when they lose three quarter backs and have to go to the fourth string. Evens wins if they have to cheat. Also, they play a team to the North every year just to remind them that they always win.
Let's take a look at the top ranked teams. 1.) the Ohio State Buckeyes. Man I wish I lived in Ohio...
by Verizonwiz December 2, 2020
TTUN fans- Ohio State sucks. We’re gomna get you this year. Big Ten championship here we come!
Ohio State Buckeyes fans- didn’t you say that last year? And didn’t we win?
Ohio State Buckeyes fans- didn’t you say that last year? And didn’t we win?
by Asskdjdbwainfbehqkwkdhek May 1, 2018
1- that football team sucked
2- it was probably the ohio state buckeyes
1- yeah how’d you know
2- it’s obvious
2- it was probably the ohio state buckeyes
1- yeah how’d you know
2- it’s obvious
by cabinetbowls June 15, 2019