A guy with curly hair. He would pick the most random girl to go out with. He is very sweet and will get you a lot of gifts. Ohanis' will be there for you know matter what.
Hey Ohanis, why are you dating the most random girl?
I don't know I just love her
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).