When your name is Tommy Wiseau and you are directing, starring in and filming your own movie called "The Room" and you have a friend called Mark, then the only expression you can use to greet that friend is "Oh hi Mark".
I did not hit her, it’s not true! It’s bullshit! I did not hit her! I did not! Oh hi Mark.
Phrase used to greet your friend Mark used from a movie called Rooftop whose protagonist is Tomy Wiseau and its often used by Logan Paul on his daily vlogs.
A phrase used to greet your best friend Mark, typically after you've engaged in a rooftop soliloquy about not hitting your future wife. (If this doesn't ring a bell, do yourself a favor and watch "The Room"!!!)
Johnny: I did not hit her! It's not true! It's bullshit, I did not hit her! I did naaaaaht. Oh, hi Mark!
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*